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Meaning more than one peice of bad news, or a peice of bad news followed directly by a second.
Woman: I'm leaving you.

Man: Oh man.

Woman: There's two types of bad weather.

Man: Oh yeah?

Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS

Man: Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt
by Sidney Shapiro August 4, 2009
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chicago t-shirt weather

1.When it is sunny, but not warm. Tempratures can range from freezing to chilly.

So-called because Chicagoans, who live under gray skies for about 70% of the year, break out summer clothes at any glimpse of sunshine.

Suprisingly, they are usually quite comfortable in t-shirts when it's 20 degrees Farenheit, as the long, harsh winters give them opportunity to become acclimated to bitter cold.

2. When winter is not quite over, but it's sunny and no longer snowy. Still cold enough for a jacket.
Damn, i left my coat at home because i thought it was warm out, but it's just Chicago t-shirt weather.

I'm so happy it's almost spring! The snow's finally starting to melt, and we've been getting Chicago t-shirt weather instead of blizzards.
by ((Kill)) Hannah July 24, 2008
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I'll give you the weather

To kick some one in the balls
You want to know the weather, bitch? I'll GIVE you the weather!

I'll give YOU the weather!
by The Weather Mann August 3, 2007
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When you are a stupid pleb who uses the wrong application to check weather
You “ Hey Siri , whats the weather like today.”
Siri “ Look outside you fucking pleb
by Urning April 20, 2018
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She is the most awesome person ever in the Mysterious Benedict Society Series. She carries around a bucket full of everything she needs and is very agile and athletic. See also, Kate Weatherall.
OMG, it's Kate The Great Weather Machine, y'all
by Juliana Renfroe June 8, 2013
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i listen to sweater weather

they are a raging bisexual
“i listen to sweater weather
wait... r u? bi?”
by gordone April 8, 2021
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