The Walrus

Paul.

"The Walrus was Paul"

by Supercomputer December 10, 2022

Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.

Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.

by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022

walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

walrus cock

a person (usually male) with an annoying and morally questionable charachter that is not necessarily evil or malignant

-My boss is great businessman but he is walrus cock.

by Kosorur June 25, 2024

The walrus

When 2 males and a female are having intercourse, and the two males have placed there penis both sides of your mouth.

‘Mate, me and Jimmy has this girl the other night.. she made the walrus look easy.’

by Thepositionguy69 April 3, 2019

walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

golden walrus

The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.

Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.

by chambone69 August 8, 2017