A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.
Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?
Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.
Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!
Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......
Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.
Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!
Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......
by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021
Get the juicy cum tornadomug. A Japanese Country Band that emerged in late 2011. Their hit singles include "Lemonade Tears", "Punishment Pie", and "Cow Prophet Generator". They sound like a cross between Garth Brooks and Takkyu Ishino.
Young Lad: Have you listened to Whiteboard Tornado Cup?
Old Lad: Yeah man, it's like listening to Hello Kitty fighting Woody from Toystory.
Old Lad: Yeah man, it's like listening to Hello Kitty fighting Woody from Toystory.
by MuppetPastor November 6, 2011
Get the Whiteboard Tornado Cupmug. The doggy tornado 3000 is when two people roll play as dogs and then eventually have a sexual intercourse
by mannytheshortking January 15, 2021
Get the doggy tornado 3000mug. by Extendococks January 16, 2019
Get the Tornado Pipermug. by ThisGuntGotGame July 11, 2009
Get the Tornado Guntmug. When the Chiba got you so twisted that a small, sometimes trivial joke sweeps you and everyone else in the room away in straight laughter.
That one time we got so high and you told me the joke about your mom...had me laughing so hard I cried and couldn’t control it, got swept up in a laugh tornado.
by RTHandle March 26, 2021
Get the laugh tornadomug.