Smack the Rooster

The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response

"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"

by SinglePringle047 June 22, 2017

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e-smack

If a person you are talking to on the internet has said something dumb or stupid then they should smack themselves 5 times to equal one of your smacks since you are not there to smack them.

Fat Girl: I would like to get to know you some time.
Kyle: Hell naw you need to e-smack yourself.

by J.T September 07, 2005

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wax the smack

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer

Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"

by Quitopher June 05, 2017

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balls smacks

the sound of the dude's balls smacking when he is smashing a girl from behind.

David: James why do always watch lesbian porn?! Jeez play some regular porn for once man

James: Nah fam I hate the sound of balls smacks everytime I watch regular porn, makes me feel gay as fuck tbh lol

by jeezybreezy December 02, 2015

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dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.

Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.

by ZoeTheWhovian October 27, 2017

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