Pig in the Mud

When a cop is hiding in order to catch someone breaking a law.

Be careful at that highway off ramp. I saw a pig in the mud off to the side.

by HD9900 April 11, 2014

mud valve

A person's asshole or anal sphincter.

I'm going to open the mud valve"

by Agit Prop January 2, 2007

Mud Flapped

The butt version of motor boating

He stuck his face in her ass and mud flapped her

by Notyourmom May 3, 2015

mud V

Short for mud vagina, its called a mud vagina because it smells bad and/or its dirty down there.

Bobby said that damn bitch, claire, had a big ol' mud V. Nigga said that bitch was stinky as hell down there.

by Bool kid February 15, 2019

mud chaps

Aethestically resembling chaps these are actually crusted and or wet deposits of excreta.

A man with diarrhea is sodomized by another man and shit covers the front of the other mans legs as a result.

by George 'Chappy' Bush November 21, 2004

Jump in mud

Its meant for a fat person that resembles a pig or a person who is dirty (doing drugs).

That lady should jump in mud and get it over with.

by Lp7891 February 28, 2011

Mud bowl

The fine art of shatting a toilet so explosively that the bowl is covered in mud. A direct result of a serious case of mud butt!

Elizabeth is now prohibitted from using our bathroom when she comes over because she always leaves the mud bowl. That bitch needs to lay off the sauce cause she is blowing up our toilet with her nasty ass!

by the Square Gang April 14, 2008