fruit-fetcher

A new aged term for a eunuch, who is a slave to the upper class and often performed tasks such as sourcing fruit for the masters of their domain

Hey Wayne, get your fruit-fetcher Michael to head to the fields and get us some grapes to go with my wine and cheese.

by Remco Site supervisor April 14, 2017

Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022

Fruit Forward

Mannerisms that lean from the vaguely gay to extremely flaming.

That Ross guy who used to be on Leno was a little fruit forward.
When Jimbo commented on the quality of the material used to create my "slacks", I thought perhaps he was a bit fruit forward.

by Wordzagon May 3, 2010

Masked Fruit

Masked Fruit is a male, anyone who looks at them is automatically attracted to them, that's just how cute they are. Their cuteness levels are off the charts, quite literally. He deserves all the love and care you have :)

Masked Fruit is really cute

by fyroceet April 11, 2021

Fruit Snacks

Small, favored snacks that have no nutritional value what so ever and are, in fact, even not made from real fruit.

yay for fruit snacks!

by drunken goddess May 24, 2005

fruit basket

when a man moons you and tucks his dick back between his legs

Link mooned me with his dick tucked back between his legs, giving me a view of his fruit basket...

by sharkdik June 12, 2007

fruit cup

verb when a guy puts his balls between his legs (like in scary movie) and moons someone

Have you seen my fruit cup?

by booger August 16, 2003