Here's the thing,

The single greatest opening of a persuasive statement or rebuttal. Also if used correctly an effective Jedi mind trick.

Persuasive statement:
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."

Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."

by suitonhim May 1, 2014

Face Thing

The act of placing one's head in a sink full of ice cold water for as long as is humanly possible. When you run out of breath, you remove your head from said sink and an associate who has been standing near you wraps a towel tightly around your head and spins you around, eventually lowering you to the floor. Good as a wake up in the morning... Ridiculously amazing after Love Beans.

"Shall we go do the face thing?"

"What is it?"

"You'll love it, trust me..."

(They always love it)

by Double Dickhead! June 9, 2007

groove thing

Refers to the "groove" seen when her pants are too tight.

Hot Gossip about "Brit" reports
"The Daily News reports that just hours after allegedly giving Federline the heave-ho, the semi-retired pop starlet burned off steam by shaking her groove thing with some girlfriends at L.A. hotspot LAX"

by Danny dan December 8, 2005

man thing

What a female may refer to a males genitals as

Girl 1: Last night, I was all over his man thing
Girl 2: Wow - you think he is really gagable?
Girl 1: Definitely!

by fs_abq November 18, 2009

The Window Thing

No, really. Does anyone know what the hell this is? I assume a window is involved somewhere, and whenever someone mentions it people who know say "Ew!", so it's probably filthy.

"What the hell is The Window Thing?" "Ew!"

by Egg November 21, 2004

twisty thing

The paper-wrapped wire used to close the plastic bag around a loaf of bread.

Hey, I can't find the twisty thing. This bread is gonna get stale.

by KrW September 23, 2005

Cool thing

what you say when you are
1.)being sarcastic and really hate something
2.)something is not true
3.)someone says something stupid and pointless

descriptive-
"Cool thing to wear your shirt inside out."
"cool thing to give me an F on my paper"

by bethster October 25, 2006