A mental illness marked by:
- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;
- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;
- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;
- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;
- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).
Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.
- belief in obviously absurd tales written by unknown authors detailing the origins of the universe and life on earth;
- a maniacal need to convince the gullible that these stories are true, often in schools and via the media;
- demanding adherence to a select handful of the "rules" in these ancient texts, even when many of the rules are patently absurd;
- the belief that an all-knowing, all-powerful little old man in the sky shows his love for us through widespread calamities, starvation, disease and suffering, along with the possibility of eternal torment if you don't love him back;
- belief that this all-knowing, all-powerful being will do whatever you ask him to do (apparently no one has ever asked for an end to calamities, starvation, disease and suffering).
Sufferers may also experience inappropriate feelings of righteousness and/or displeasure, and display strong hatred toward those who doubt the little old man in the sky has commanded them to love each other, not eat lobster, murder gay men and not work on Saturday, er, um, Sunday.
"Justice Scalia clearly suffers from faith-derangement syndrome. What we need is for the Notorious R.B.G. (Ruth Bader Ginsburg) to go midevil on his ass."
by Lomits October 14, 2018
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Get the AP euro syndrome mug.Name of a girl who is comes off as innocent yet sexy in every way. She has the cutest smile and adorable laugh. She's the kind of girl you'd want to chill with, that would be good company cause she's crazy and fun to be with.
Syafiqa is that girl that is always very loyal, sweet, and compassionate girl, that finds the beauty in everything. She is intellegent and usually doesn't trust many guys. Syafiqa is a ray of Sunshine. They make the room lit up, and her laugh is contagious. She has many acquintances, but very few best friends. She is always opened minded and always has to be entertained or be having a good time. When they do love they give their full love and committment.
Syafiqa is that girl that is always very loyal, sweet, and compassionate girl, that finds the beauty in everything. She is intellegent and usually doesn't trust many guys. Syafiqa is a ray of Sunshine. They make the room lit up, and her laugh is contagious. She has many acquintances, but very few best friends. She is always opened minded and always has to be entertained or be having a good time. When they do love they give their full love and committment.
Never let go of that Syafiqa.
Syafiqa is the girl you want to marry.
Never let go of a Syafiqa.
I want a girl like Syafiqa.
Syafiqa is the girl you want to marry.
Never let go of a Syafiqa.
I want a girl like Syafiqa.
by ppseudonymms2 April 14, 2014
Get the Syafiqa mug.An increasingly prevalent condition found primarily in young heterosexual American women. Characterized by (1) unrealistically high expectations; (2) materialistic conduct; (3) a sense of entitlement; (4) exploitative behavior; (5) feelings of superiority; and (6) a lack of regard for society’s rules and mores.
Princesses believe in their own exceptionalism and usually hail from wealthy or upper middle class families. They are quick to describe themselves as "awesome" or "amazing" on social media. Given their access to resources, they are typically attractive, although rarely naturally beautiful. In public, princesses may attempt to cut in line, believing their time to be more valuable than others’. They enjoy berating cashiers, waitresses, and other service workers. Princesses often walk down the wrong side of the street but refuse to yield the way to oncoming pedestrians.
Princesses also typically maintain unrealistic dating expectations. A princess may, for example:
- Stand 5’2” yet refuse to date men under 6’
- Demand a “successful man” despite having never worked a day in her life
- Display the arrogance typically found in 10s as a 6.5
The prognosis for Princess Syndrome is largely unfavorable. Management options typically include:
- Cessation of allowances and support funds
- Full-time work obtained through independent efforts
In some cases, full remission has been achieved, but most patients who present with Princess Syndrome typically retain it for life.
Princesses believe in their own exceptionalism and usually hail from wealthy or upper middle class families. They are quick to describe themselves as "awesome" or "amazing" on social media. Given their access to resources, they are typically attractive, although rarely naturally beautiful. In public, princesses may attempt to cut in line, believing their time to be more valuable than others’. They enjoy berating cashiers, waitresses, and other service workers. Princesses often walk down the wrong side of the street but refuse to yield the way to oncoming pedestrians.
Princesses also typically maintain unrealistic dating expectations. A princess may, for example:
- Stand 5’2” yet refuse to date men under 6’
- Demand a “successful man” despite having never worked a day in her life
- Display the arrogance typically found in 10s as a 6.5
The prognosis for Princess Syndrome is largely unfavorable. Management options typically include:
- Cessation of allowances and support funds
- Full-time work obtained through independent efforts
In some cases, full remission has been achieved, but most patients who present with Princess Syndrome typically retain it for life.
Since her profile contains nothing but mentions of how "amazing" she is, she might have Princess Syndrome.
If you spoil your daughters, you run the risk of causing them to develop Princess Syndrome at an early age.
If you spoil your daughters, you run the risk of causing them to develop Princess Syndrome at an early age.
by Nomadic Observer August 10, 2014
Get the Princess Syndrome mug.-dude my girlfriend just gave me a beethovens 69th symphony.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.
by DJ.B November 7, 2010
Get the beethovens 69th symphony mug.The much-improved sequel to the game System Shock, which continues the story 42 years later and pretty much improves on every aspect of the game while keeping the concept of merging
role-playing and first-person shooter genres in a near-seamless and highly-addicting way. It won several game-of-the-year awards and probably would have won many more had Half-Life not been released in the same year. If you have not played this game, you are missing a treat. It has a HUGE cult following. It is the most immersive game I have ever played.
role-playing and first-person shooter genres in a near-seamless and highly-addicting way. It won several game-of-the-year awards and probably would have won many more had Half-Life not been released in the same year. If you have not played this game, you are missing a treat. It has a HUGE cult following. It is the most immersive game I have ever played.
"Dude!, I can't wait to get home and play System Shock 2"
"Man, I feel ya!, A Rumbler was chasing me yesterday and I forgot it was just a game"
"Man, I feel ya!, A Rumbler was chasing me yesterday and I forgot it was just a game"
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