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Pork Sword Dreaming

To fantasize about the purchase of a luxury item or expensive gadget that realistically you can't afford. Especially relevant if you have been discussing the item with a friend in a serious or semi-serious manner.
"Hey Man you going to get that huge TV you were talking about?"

"Nah Man, I was just Pork Sword Dreaming"
by PSDreamer December 24, 2008
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50M Midas Sword

person in unstable dragon armor (P1): hey man you got AOTD yet?
person in full superior dragon armor (P2): nah i got 50M MIDAS SWORD OOOOOOOOOOOOO
P1: holy shorts
P2: lol
by AryamanV2000 November 5, 2019
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Pork Sword fighter

One who uses his heat-seeking-moisture-missle to fend off an intruding mutton dagger.
Holy Crap, Did you see those faggots playing PORK SWORD FIGHTER?
by Big Aaron Kyle October 21, 2003
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double edge sword

the proverbial "Catch-22" where one is damned if one does, and one is damned if one doesn't.
"Corporate lay-offs are a double-edged sword. The company saves money by not having as many salaried people on board, but has to pay more overtime wages to the fewer people that are left so the work can be done by deadline."
by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Russian Sword Fight

A game where two men touch their flaccid penises together until one becomes erect, the loser of the Russian Sword Fight. Way too much time on our hands in the oilfield, Jared and Scott were there.
That sure was a fun Russian Sword Fight last night!
by Oilfield worm December 19, 2017
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Midnight sword fight

When two guys sleep in a single bed together.
"Yo jet, where did you and Ricky sleep last night?

"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"

"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"
by Shower Fart October 25, 2008
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sword new new

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦我的牛牛”, meaning vulgarly "suck my dxxk".Like "show show way" or "can can need", it has the same Chinese pronunciation with these irrelevant English words.
-"Sword new new!"
-"Guonan is so xiatou!"
by JIAXINTANG[Infwww] July 5, 2022
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