Swiftgate

Controversy that spawned out of the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. While accepting the award for "Best Female Video," Taylor Swift was suddenly interrupted by Kanye West, who declared that Beyonce deserved to win the award for one of the "best videos ever!" before handing the mic back to a stunned Taylor. The show then cut to commercial before Taylor could finish.

While initially suspected to be a staged hoax, MTV insiders confirmed Kanye was removed from the event and Taylor was seen crying backstage. However, upon accepting her award for "Video of the Year," Beyonce invited Taylor back to finish her speech. The massive backlash from celebrities and the media, coupled with Kanye's outburst's popularity as a viral video (being mixed with Obama's healthcare speech interruption, for example) has prompted a wave of controversy and criticism of Kanye's behavior.

Swiftgate is the first big celebrity controversy of fall 2009.

by BlackDoomShadow September 14, 2009

Switch Stroker

Someone with the masturbation skill set to use either hand.

Haywood: Well last night I saw some neat lesbian porno. However, my hand was throbbing earlier from overdoing it with my right hand, so.. I had to use my left hand. I'm a Switch Stroker you could say.

Jablowme: ...Dude...

by AzzaCadabra September 25, 2010

Switch

A modified gun (typical glock hand gun). The switch is a piece that's installed to make the gun go from semi automatic to fully automatic. While technically the piece used in the mod is actually called a switch, once the mod is made the gun is often referred to as a switch.

"My favorite gun a switch you know that shit a kind now" - Lil Durk - Pissed Me Off

by JinJa Dubstep October 19, 2021

phantom switch

A switch in a house hold that does not turn anything on or off, or do anything else.

click, click, click
jonny:stop playing with that switch, you will break it.
bob: dont worry, its just a phantom switch, it doesnt do anything

by jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 9, 2006

fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.

"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"

by pj555 November 28, 2007

The Bi Switch

When Peter gets drunk and finally admits his desires towards those of the same sex.

Peter: "Gay people are absoloutely disgusting!"
*Does some shots*
Peter: "The Bi switch is on guys! I want to kiss some men"

by PabloSmith January 20, 2021

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift was born on December 13, 1989. Taylor Swift is a singer who is blonde, and liked by many people, but also disliked equally. She has made many songs such as "Bad Blood" or "Style" and they were successful.

Taylor Swift is a famous singer.

by The Human Being/Person December 4, 2016