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swag

1. Wreathes that aren't round.
2. Measurement in centimeters of distance between the top of the pants and the waist.
Dammmmn, that kid has his swag turned up to eleven.
by Mr&MrsChen April 6, 2012
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Swag

Swag =

S ~ Secretly
W ~ weird
A ~ And
G ~ Gay

Duh
Dude : I got swag (has hat on backwards )

Me : yes , yes you do
by Mr.Cheese balls May 24, 2013
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Swag

pronounced 'swaj'. a sweaty vagina. for some reason, kids today love them.
'whew, I just ran 4 miles. I have some serious swag going on.
by kbu77 December 31, 2012
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Swag

1. Short for Swagger. The way one carries oneself.

2. Loot/merch/booty. Generally very cheap in nature, often given out at band shows or stolen off trucks (or other modes of transporting goods)
Check out all the swag I got jacking that transport truck!
by joebob998 February 26, 2011
mugGet the Swagmug.

Swag

Swag has been changed to represent something or someone that is very current with today's headlines and maybe even seen as thuggish. However, the actual definition(s) is(are):
1. a curtain or piece of fabric fastened so as to hang in a drooping curve.
2. informal; money or goods taken by a thief or burglar.
verb
1. arrange in or decorate with a swag or swags of fabric.

These are the definitions according to Google, so forgive me if they are incorrect and/or inaccurate.
1. n. Flower garland swag
2. n. Their homes offer tempting swag for burglars.
1. v. Swag the fabric gracefully over the curtain tie-backs.
by Malphictor June 25, 2015
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Swag

Something untalented people made up to make themselves feel better. Of course it caught on and now everyone wants to be swag.
Man, that guy is swag!
Yeah, he's gonna be flipping my patties one day
by Shotsh3rry May 12, 2014
mugGet the Swagmug.

SWAG

Proud, mother-fucking, douche-bags use this word way too often. To them, it means I'm cool. But really, it makes everyone else want to put a shotgun in their mouth and pull the trigger. If you see someone use this, kill yourself, those around you, or the fucker who said it.
John: Hey Peter, I have more swag than YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: Hey John, fuck you; ya dick-head. Still got your Dad's dick in your ass?
mugGet the SWAGmug.

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