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Susan

Used in internet slang, this originated as a failed autocorrection of the word stan.
It can be used to express excitement, approval or praise.
"You got an A+? Susan!"
by TheQueenOfDucks, Saint April 4, 2021
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Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019
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slimy susan

A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.
Person: “Did you see that girl with Smokey Steve?”

Other person: “yeah that’s Slimy Susan.”
by Coolasthat January 2, 2019
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susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators
by Wildfires December 21, 2017
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Susan

Another name used as a definer of character (See "Karen" or "Becky") Susan is a woman that is naive and/or clueless... She cannot typically understand sarcasm and she rarely "gets" the joke.
What do you mean you don't it?!?!? Ugh, you're such a Susan
by NinjaNurse March 2, 2022
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A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort
Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home
by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022
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SUSAN

A DUMBASS BITCH WHO CANT SPELL AND IS VERY UGLY
I am susan
by Retr0spectre November 20, 2022
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