A sloppy toppy move you can gift to your homies.
A hairspray but it's made of the fake butter you get from microwave popcorn.
When you and your partner go on a spontaneous matinee movie date to a foreign war memorial movie and you go a little too far on the popcorn. And the butter is everywhere, EVERYWHERE. All of the wrong places
A hairspray but it's made of the fake butter you get from microwave popcorn.
When you and your partner go on a spontaneous matinee movie date to a foreign war memorial movie and you go a little too far on the popcorn. And the butter is everywhere, EVERYWHERE. All of the wrong places
by Rosie burns December 29, 2021
by Son of Susan March 17, 2024
Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.
Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."
by SueSuzy September 15, 2021
A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.
by Mackenzie scout August 04, 2021
bruh i totally gave my old mammers a golden susan on thanksgiving! thats what she gets for not sending me a check on my birthday!!!1
by unicef is fake December 14, 2022