sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.

This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.

by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021

Susan

Susan is a Mexican GTA maid who only gets paid two cents and half a stick of gum. She loves her life very wouldn’t change it for the world she also loves her owner.

Boy: Hey what are your pronouns
Girl: My pronouns are Susan

by SextraLover3000 February 28, 2022

Susan

Another name used as a definer of character (See "Karen" or "Becky") Susan is a woman that is naive and/or clueless... She cannot typically understand sarcasm and she rarely "gets" the joke.

What do you mean you don't it?!?!? Ugh, you're such a Susan

by NinjaNurse March 2, 2022

Safety Susan

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.

This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.

by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021

Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

Susan Mary-Jayne

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.

“Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!

by ……: December 12, 2024