Susan

A middle age woman who is miserable and takes it out on everyone else

“Susan sold my fucking cats”
“Wtf I fucking hate Susan”

by __DarnellBoat__ May 15, 2025

Everyday Susan

Referencing the popular TV show "Adventure Time." In the third episode of "The Islands" miniseries from the show in the eighth season, Finn the Human puts on insulating material to stay warm in a snow storm only for the weather to rapidly change. He has a large, almost Amazonian female companion named Susan who had appeared in many previous episodes. Finn makes allusions to her for humorous effect on occasion throughout the series. On this episode, once he gets warm, he says, "I'm sweatin' like an everyday Susan here." The phrase "everyday Susan" may at least subconsciously draw from the phrase "I'm sweatin' like a pig." Pigs are large and ungainly. In that way, Susan has some similarities. An everyday Susan may at the very least be somewhat of a bad connotation and/or a thing one would not necessarily want to be. A commoner, or a plebe, or an undesirable.

I'm sweatin' like an everyday Susan here!
Who does she think I am? An everyday Susan?
I don't know man. Not much there. Sort of an everyday Susan.

by Stephen W. Hawking September 6, 2019

Hulking Susan

An extremely large version of Karen.

There goes Karen and her extra-large sister, Hulking Susan.

by Fa11 December 27, 2021

Susan Sarandonposting

When someone (usually on some sort of message board or social media) posts pics of or about Susan Sarandon. Synonymous with hornyposting

This nigga either got a thing for big tiddy redhead

cougars or he Susan Sarandonposting.

by Rocky Horror Nudes March 18, 2020

sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.

This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.

by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021

Susan

D a n & P h i l

Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,

Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n

by Phannieanon June 2, 2019

Susan

a name

Susan and I went to the store.

by anonymous November 23, 2021