Alex

A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.

Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.

*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.

by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020

Alex

Alex is a very hot person. They will usually have a very large and long penis and are irresistible to women. A lot of people wish they were like Alex as he is extremely attractive compared to other people.

Hot girl 1: OMG, I just dated to Alex yesterday, he was amazing in bed because of his massive penis.
Hot girl 2: You are soooo lucky, I wish this. could happen to me and Alex will notice me.

by realdefines.com September 19, 2020

Alex

A friend who is super nice. If you have a Alex in your life you should keep them, they're great. (They're super important so don't let them go) Alex likes frogs and cats. He also has a cool voice that everyone compliments once they met him. Make sure to regularly check up on him because all your friends need love.

"Omg is that Phrog (frog) man Alex?!"
"Yeah it is."
"Oh my god, he's the frog god!"

by xar0914 October 27, 2020

Alex

Short brown hair guy who always fight to get his way.but can be sweet when he wants to.he can also be helpful and understanding at time so he can be the person to go to for problems.

Alex is very smart from time to time

by Ggvxdxvg November 2, 2020

Alex

Congratulations you have an Alex in your life, now it’s time to learn how to deal with this ford and Polaris loving ninny , easiest way to get on his good side is to bring him some cats or a case of teas, he’s doesnt always hit the ditch but when does hold the heck on, his weird obsession to legos and fresh hair cut brings in ladies from every bus stop in this city, you will usually keep him around to back you up cause he’s a straight beast, Ull probley Cacth him in the garage bench pressing his sled or welding useless crap he’s never gonna sell, be happy you have a alex in your life

Omg did you see that Alex

Ohh yea look at his LEGO collection

by The best friend ever alex November 4, 2020

Alex

A loser on Quotev who is madly in love with Cassie but sadly has been friendzoned. Sorry Alex #SorryNotSorry

You don't want to be an Alex

by The One Mysterious Girl November 4, 2020

Alex

Alex is a great guy who is fun to be around. He never fails to make you smile, he may be a bitch sometimes but it's usually a joke. He is always there for you no matter what, and will always make sure you are okay. He does the best he can for everything and everyone. There is no shortage to Alex and will always do something at all times. He is very nice and sweet and all the girls love him ngl. There is never any harm to having an Alex as one of your friends. He is one of the best people you can have in your life

Get Yourself an Alex

by Puma D October 6, 2020