Post guardianship stress disorder is a condition similar to post-traumatic stress disorder affecting 20+ adults and causing them to display emotional problems of a type usually found in teenagers. It is caused by a history of rough legal guardianship by guardians who "wanted the best for you" and/or very good memory, preventing affected people from forgetting the hell it was to be under a legal guardian. Mind you, people with post guardianship stress disorder are NOT age queers, they do NOT wish they were real teenagers again any more than Holocaust survivors wish they were back in concentration camp. Quarterlife crisis is not post guardianship stress disorder although it often strikes at a similar stage of life, but for very different reasons. To be considered a sufferer of post guardianship stress disorder your emotional problmes have to be caused by what your legal guardians or equivalent did legally to you "doing their job", not by people breaking the law.
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1. Having viewed disturbing sexually explicit material (individual's definition of disturbing may very due to different sexual preferences and/or sensitivity to pornography).
2. Have reoccurring flashbacks, and often nightmares, of the pornographic material.
3. Flashbacks and/or nightmares cause the individual extreme discomfort and often sexual arousal from seeing the mental images, causing shame.
4. The content must be "hardcore porn". Mild pornography with somewhat disturbing material cannot be a cause for the disorder.
5. The individual has been having reoccurring trauma from viewing the sexually explicit material for at least one month, and the disorder shows no signs of lessening or causing desensitization to the material.
1. Having viewed disturbing sexually explicit material (individual's definition of disturbing may very due to different sexual preferences and/or sensitivity to pornography).
2. Have reoccurring flashbacks, and often nightmares, of the pornographic material.
3. Flashbacks and/or nightmares cause the individual extreme discomfort and often sexual arousal from seeing the mental images, causing shame.
4. The content must be "hardcore porn". Mild pornography with somewhat disturbing material cannot be a cause for the disorder.
5. The individual has been having reoccurring trauma from viewing the sexually explicit material for at least one month, and the disorder shows no signs of lessening or causing desensitization to the material.
Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you?"
You: "Yes, and I think I now have PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder)."
You: "Yes, and I think I now have PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder)."
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"strassle" is a portmanteau word for the combination of two unpleasant things: just as "smog" is a combination of smoke and fog, "strassle" is a combination of stress and hassle, i.e. indicating a thoroughly annoying/depressing/draining experience or series of experiences.
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