The act of taking a shit on a girl's chest while she is sucking your dick. See also: Hot Carlisle, Pasadena Mudslide, California Hot Plate
by MadHat December 17, 2004
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by fdkj May 14, 2008
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A youtube video or a Flash game used as a practical joke to try and scare the viewer or the player abruptly.
It starts out quiet, so the victim is forced to turn up the volume. After about a minute or two, a maxed out volume scream is heard occupied with a frightening image.
One type of screamer is The Maze. The player has to go through a maze without touching the walls. Once the player gets to Level 3, they get close to the end, and a scream is played with a picture of a possessed woman.
It starts out quiet, so the victim is forced to turn up the volume. After about a minute or two, a maxed out volume scream is heard occupied with a frightening image.
One type of screamer is The Maze. The player has to go through a maze without touching the walls. Once the player gets to Level 3, they get close to the end, and a scream is played with a picture of a possessed woman.
James sent me one of those screamer videos. I think I've been scarred for life.
Heh, I got that asswipe good with The Maze screamer.
Heh, I got that asswipe good with The Maze screamer.
by Claws111 December 7, 2009
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She was complaining to her friends that she had gone to bed with a new man and awakened to a large fresh pile of feces on her chest and that five dollars missing from her purse. Her friends were barely able to contain their laughter as they informed her that he had been the recipient of the mythical cleveland steamer.
by Grande John June 25, 2006
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by Bulat butter February 7, 2021
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Steve: So the new iPod touch does not have a camera.
Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!
Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!
by atontonamous September 9, 2009
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Chris: "Did you know that the Steamer STILL hasn't asked the mother of his children to marry him?"
Wade: "He says he WANTS to... he just doesn't have a ring yet."
Wade: "He says he WANTS to... he just doesn't have a ring yet."
by HoboSpider December 27, 2011
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