light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

by light as a feather stiff board July 9, 2014

Sinfuriating

A typo that spawned a brand new and awesome word. Something is considered sinfuriating when you want to do something sinful, but circumstances don't allow you to accomplish the act. Not being able to do the sinful deed then infuriates you, causing sinfuriation.

God I wish we could have sex right now! It's so sinfuriating that I don't have a car!

Not being able to rob the bank because you left the fucking guns at home is so sinfuriating!

I want to kill my grandmother for her inheritance. It is so SINFURIATING that she locked herself in her room!

by Rosie O'Connell December 19, 2008

sinfinite

having infinite sin from one person towards another

in most cases... satan towards humans

sara-"i love your chex mix"
ben- "you can have them satan"
sara- "i curse u with sinfinite"
ben- "ahh! it burns!"

by thejewatschool August 2, 2009

Stiff Cactus

A very slow person

Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus

by Efy17xx March 4, 2011

skinfoil

The skin fron a a shake n bake chicken leg that gets stuck on the tinfoil after it's cooked

I love skinfoil - it's so greasy and crispy. Someone should sell bags of skinfoil at the county fair!

by Dusty Rivers July 29, 2011

stiff larry

a boner

"damn man do u have a stiff larry??? thats embarrasin we're in public man!"

by derp321123 February 10, 2014

skinflapping

A well thought out synonymous for jerkin the gerkin.

Dude my gf's hot mom totally turned me on so I was forced to skinflap it in the bathroom.

I'm totally skinflapping it since my gf found the pornstash.

by Flappityfloop May 29, 2014