Staceyism

1. (n.) A playful yet brutal statement making fun of a short person for their height, often subliminally or with wordplay.

2. (n.) The social ideology that one is entitled to using one's height as the butt of a joke, typically in an unserious manner.

Note: A staceyism may cause critical emotional damage if the reciever happens to also be named Stacey, alternate spellings included.

Person A: Dude, Stacey is mitosing.
Person B: How? You can't divide by zero.
Stacey: oh my fucking god
Person C: You killed her!
Person B: Bro's the newest development in the Manhattan Project.
Person B: That's your worst staceyism yet.
Person A: It's a critical hit!

by Hygiea March 3, 2026

stance up on it

When learning any new skateboard trick it is difficult to keep the board under you. So you must stance up on it.

Also applies to swimming.

(Random at the skatepark can’t land nollie ghetto birds)
Kareem Campbell: You gotta stance up on it dawg!

by March 11/2024 May 11, 2025

Stacey

Stacey is an ethereal, gorgeous girl blessed girl filled with overspilling love. Stacey has the best personality and view of the world and how love for her surroundings reflect off her gorgeous brown eyes. Everyone should be lucky to have a stacey in their lives. Without a stacey in your life, you havent lived your life to the fullest. Staceys also make weird noises when theyre happy and are extrmely indecisive and would rather murder a horse bare handed than decide activities when you are hanging out. Alongside that dont be alarmed as besides their beauty theyre largely schizophrenic and smell great but stink at the same time. Please be aware around staceys as they MAY bite and eat your soul

"Look over there! Theres a stacey!"
"Yeah but thats MY Stacey creepazoid because shes so Stacey"

by Addooniya May 20, 2025

Stacey Slater

A fictional character from the BBC soap opera EastEnders who joined in 2004 and is often regarded as one of, if not the best characters, whilst her portrayer Lacey Turner is considered one of the best soap opera actors and has freqeuently been regarded as the Queen of Soap. Stacey's storylines have included her bipolar disorder, her killing of Archie Mitchell and her postpartum psychosis storyline. Turner has won over 37 awards for her portrayal of Stacey Slater.

Who’s your favourite character in EastEnders?

Is that even a question? Obviously it’s Stacey Slater

by Debbie Hanna June 19, 2025

Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011

Dreamboat Stance

The name assigned to a particular stance performed by an individual when being photographed. The stance involves raising one leg on an object, leaning into the raised leg and maintaining a stern and serious facial expression.

Cool photo, I really like your dreamboat stance.

by Christofa July 20, 2013

Mama Stace

Mama Stace is the name of Stacey's mom, from the Fountains of Wayne song "Stacey's Mom." She is routinely banged and always admired by high school boys.

"Yo! You going to Mama Stace's house later?"
"Mama Stace has got it goin' on"

by Stacy's Dad January 15, 2015