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Saved that starfish

A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.

It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.
A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”
by TheSavedStarfish May 29, 2021
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The Starfish

When a man cums on the wall and proceeds to jump and stick to the wall with his arms and legs spread out to represent a starfish.
"Sponge-bob wanted to be patrick so he did the starfish"
by Flamingzombie3 September 1, 2022
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Stinky Starfish

The phrase to describe someone's unwashed and or dirty butthole.
"Eugene has a very stinky starfish."
by deimos227 February 20, 2024
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Starfishing

Verb. Used to describe a Starfisher actively hunting for the Muddy Starfish.

A Starfisher is often muddy when seen by daylight having pur forth their best efforts since the crack of dawn. They steele themselves with a rock hard determination to erect themselves amongst their peers as a competent Starfisher. They Starfish to hunt the Muddy Starfish, a morsel quite difficult to poach despite any Starfishers best efforts. Upon sight of a Starfish, he will do his best to examine the animal to the best of his ability, often conducting visual and often oral examinations of the starfish doing his best not to spook it. This is because Starfish are quite contained and shy creatures by nature, often choosing to emit a stench laden secretion in order to protect itself and seem less appetizing to larger prey, often fleeing at first site of a Starfisher in their natural habitat. It is quite hard to catch a starfish, and as an old adage goes, a caught starfish was willing to be caught.

The closer cousin, the Aggressive Muddy Starfish is however quite a different animal. It pres exclusively on its lesser kin and as a general rule is avoided by a seasoned Starfisher. This is due to their penchant to bite and scratch when attacked or orientated upside down. This starfish requires special CDC authorized gear to handle safely, quickly escalating its microaggressions into full temper tantrums.
Starfishers are a snotty bunch who maybe undeservedly have a crappy job, but they sure dont take it in stride when Starfishing!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
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coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.
In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"
by Scariest October 30, 2009
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Starfishing

Wearing a Jock Strap or another garment that covers the genitals but leaves the anus (starfish) exposed.
Gary is starfishing today, just wearing a jock strap.
by NakedFarmerUSMC April 18, 2024
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Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.
I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.
by B&B2021 July 24, 2021
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