Standards

When some stand up for themselves and know their worth.

We are allowed to have standards.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.

Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.

by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023

European Standard Of Beauty

(1) Nazi ideology of blond hair and blue eyed
(2) Fair to pale flowing long straight hair light eyes tall (Especially If They're Nordic) Flawless Spotless Skin

European Standard Of Beauty is so strong in India and South Africa that they bleach their skin and wear contacts

by EmJayee December 11, 2018

Standard Deviation

In Finance, a higher standard deviation means the returns are more spread out, but a lower standard deviation means the returns are more consistent or stable.

"Last year, Stock A had a standard deviation of 10%, which means its price fluctuated by about 10% from the average return"

by Willow Terry January 27, 2025

jb standard

It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,

1) how much Guinness he had so far &

2) what time of the night it is.

JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.

John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.

by Mathgeek. May 16, 2016

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

Double standard

A female playing all sides, especially the males, is celebrated in music and other media, but a guy playing all sides is someone everyone is trying to take into custody.

Females quick to try and pick at everyone else's double standards don't usually see their own for what they are.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020