a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
by foot violater November 13, 2011
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Get the Mogus squid mug.When you kill somebody in splatoon and repeatedly turn from kid to squid form while jumping. Used as an act to taunt people you have killed or to make friends with wirh enemy’s
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Get the Squid bagging mug.That awkward kid in the friend group, that always gets shit on. The kinda dude who won’t even try to talk to girls cuz it’s a lost cause.
by Astranger2u October 31, 2018
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"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"
by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019
Get the Soggy squid mug.When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.
Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"
Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018
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"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
by plebican September 1, 2022
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