Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.

Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.

by PeterPo October 22, 2009

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national sport

Something that all citizens relugiously engage in with a competitive pation

In the Seventies and Eightees, corruption used to be the National Sport of Brazil

by Kirimia April 12, 2020

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sporting exes

when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.

"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."

by tdm duh December 6, 2006

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Sports Therapist

A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.

I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.

by growler666 March 21, 2011

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sport porkin

chasin skirt for fun

sport porkin this weeks been good,
nailed a even baker's dozen

by peasandcorn June 11, 2006

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Sport fucking is the art of having sex with the opposite sex for sport or to keep score over your other degenerate friends. A competition can consist of at least two players, with of the same sex. The object of the game is to have sex with as many people as possible in a set time table. A point is awarded for each consensual partner. The player with the most points wins.

My friends and I have an annual sport fucking contest when we go on a cruise.

by Master of all sex games January 23, 2018

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