Spongebob squarepanties

The girl version of Spongebob

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, meet my new girlfriend! Spongebob Squarepanties
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?

by The Keyboard Guy May 25, 2023

spongebob

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.

"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."

by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019

Spongebob video

doing a spongebob video is the act of talking a lot of drugs then cutting off your penis on camera after playing a spongebob clip and you have to make sure that you can here the dick being absolutely severed against the counter.

dude i just pulled a spongebob video
bro i spongebob videod like john the other night

by dickmaster42069 January 10, 2022

spongebob squarepants

the show you watch to pull you out of a deep depression and have you pissing laughing

fella 1: im so depressed man
fella 2: go watch some spongebob squarepants
fella 1: oh my god man i feel so much better i pissed laughing thanks fella

by frielock May 4, 2024

spongebob sludge patty

when at arbys and you give a handjob using horsey sauce as lube

my hoe gave me a spongebob sludge patty the other day… it was fire

by cadenhuckleberry June 7, 2022

Spongebob

Basically an animation about a sponge and a sea star

James: What was that animation that is about a sponge that can talk
jeremy: It's spongebob idiot

by That guy who is always bored November 21, 2021

Spongebob

Some twat that lives in a tropical fruit under the sea

Question:"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Answer:"Spongebob square pants"

by Daddylonglegs1234 March 17, 2017