spanish maid

the act of dressing up as a whore and role playing for your man.

Hey baby you wanna spanish maid tonight?

Phil so Spanish maided that girl last night...
hey man that doesnt even make sense...
it does if you were in his spot ;)

by Alex E #8 April 19, 2008

Captain Spanish

The process of smothering your penis with raisin filled peanut butter engaging in anal intercourse and then eating the residual peanut butter out of the rectal cavity

I Captain Spanished the shit out of that girl!!

by Lester Cockslap March 2, 2005

Spanish Hot Dog

To rub the penis between a woman's breasts until the point of ejaculation

Male: Hi Darl, do you want a Spanish Hot Dog?
Female: You know the buns are too big for the hot dog, love
Male: I don't care, let's give it a run

by Keef70 October 1, 2015

The Spanish Grim Reaper

Cocaine with hot sauce mixed into it.

The best possible way to fuck up your nose. It gives you the heart strain of doing cocaine with the added benefit of burning your brain cells away.

John has been pronounced brain dead because he snorted The Spanish Grim Reaper.

by Jacksonloveslife November 17, 2018

Spanish Munchkin Tosser

A Spanish asshole who throws munchkins at unsuspecting Frenchmen

"Who just threw this jelly Munchkin at me???"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"

by Iceman1008 November 5, 2013

Spanish paint job

The act of one defecating rapidly into a toilet so as to create a splattering effect. A common result of irritable bowel syndrome.

After an eight hour car ride, I had to poop so bad that I Spanish paint jobbed that rest stop toilet!

by Mcbuggins June 14, 2011

Spanish tea party

Used in conversation to refer to an undefined disturbing sexual act, but is in fact a word of mouth meme used to spread itself by capitalizing on people's desire to be knowledgeable about sexual lingo.

you: That chick was a total freak, she was even into Spanish tea parties.

unsuspecting participant: What's a Spanish tea party?

you: Oh, I can't say it out loud, just look it up at urban dictionary when you get home.

by the meme starter June 20, 2008