Sandy Melvin

When a couple is having sex on the beach, the guy dips the head of his wet dick in the sand, and then fucks the girl or recieves oral.

A.K.A. "The Margarita Glass" when done with salt.

"Dude, why is Paris Hilton walking all bull-legged and junk?"

"Last night in Malibu, that bitch got so drunk she let Ron Jeremy give her the Sandy Melvin."

"That stupid slut!"

by BDReeser August 19, 2007

Sandy Oyster

This is when you are fucking a fat bitch on the beach and you think you are fucking her big fat stinky pussy but you are really fucking a fold of fat that is filled with slimy moldy crap and sand.

Guy: That was a great fuck. I have never felt a pussy like yours. I always wanted to fuck a fat bitch on the beach. Like a beached whale!

Fat Bitch: I did not feel anything, you were fucking my sandy oyster.

by katalveino skelia October 14, 2009

sandy flamer

while having sex with a girl on the beach light her pubic hair on fire and try to put it out using the sand.

Dude i was fuckin the brains out of sara on the beach and gave that bitch a sandy flamer cause shes such a jew. She got 3rd degree burns, it was awesome.

by michael c. m. c. May 9, 2007

spanky

hunky dory. Feelin fine. Happy as a clam.

Me and my monkey are feeling mighty spanky today.

by Harmony November 21, 2004

Sandy hook

The elementary school that got shot up by an autistic fag

friend: do you know about sandy hook?
Me: yep

by girly1975 September 2, 2018

Sandy

When someone is acting bitchy/moody. As if they were at the beach and got sand in their vagina/orifice , which put them in a sour mood on an otherwise lovely day.

Dude why are you so sandy today?

What's Gary's problem he's acting so sandy.

Stop being a sandy little bitch!

by Apadravya July 27, 2010

spanky

(adjective) : A descriptive adjective that shows the noun in a positive fashion.

"Wow, Dad, those pants are spanky."—Edna-Jean, September 3, 2008

by Edna-Jean October 18, 2008