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1st Lieutenant Snowflake

The 1st Lieutenant has been acting like a snowflake recently.

So 1st Lieutenant Snowflake!
by amretar September 16, 2020
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old school snowflake

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.
Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.
by joelstius December 11, 2022
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Snowbaked

The act of getting high in the snow and doing things that children would do in the snow, but high.
"Bro me Natasha got snowbaked yesterday."
by Ňïğğä April 20, 2017
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snowfoake

It was a typo, but I am going to invent it's definition now. It's a term to describe people who enjoy walking alone on virgin snow and are very happy to be alive. They are grateful.
I was driving to Tesco and saw a few snowfoake on the highway
by TheMonkeyPhilosopher February 26, 2018
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showflake

showflake

Someone who has to tell the world how morally superior they think they are in comments sections
Someone is being a showflake if they act outraged by what another person says and you can reply by calling them out for being a showflake
by cobbler333 June 3, 2019
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Snowflakization

Snowflakization is the term for the entire world going woke and the rise of people getting cancelled by the media for small things such as racist jokes, homophobic jokes and anything that a minority group may find offensive.
The world has gone soft in the act of Snowflakization.
Free speech no longer exists due to Snowflakization.
by Adolf Shwartsnegger October 18, 2021
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snowflaqe

A person who has been convinced by the right wing propaganda and is upset by the general facts of reality.
I always laugh at the snowflaqes who cry whenever they are reminded that Biden won the 2020 election.
by BlkIrishMan November 20, 2022
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