The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.
Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact
by HolerMolertup January 19, 2016
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Mercenary’s were deployed into the isle and are after you but there is a fucker we all hate The Sniper he will fucking ruin the roblox isle experience for you.
*Walks into the open not to far from mercenary’s* "You feel a sniper scope watching you." "Mother fucker-"
by sniperphobia February 22, 2021
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The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021
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The bum sniper

An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.
“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”
by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022
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Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them
My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.
by Gator Bator June 19, 2025
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Screen Sniper

Someone who stares at you and then decides to start shooting once you make eye contact in any PvP shooter.
I think that guy was looking at me for 30 seconds, what a screen sniper!
by ChillBroEntertainment April 21, 2021
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Rusty Sniper Rifle

When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.
Bro last night i was fuckin this girl in the ass and gave her a rusty sniper rifle.
by Juggalo25 November 04, 2018
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