The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.

Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact

by HolerMolertup April 29, 2016

you feel a sniper scope watching you

Mercenary’s were deployed into the isle and are after you but there is a fucker we all hate The Sniper he will fucking ruin the roblox isle experience for you.

*Walks into the open not to far from mercenary’s* "You feel a sniper scope watching you." "Mother fucker-"

by sniperphobia February 22, 2021

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Sniper

Noun. Hockey slang for an insane shot that places the puck in the goal. A player who can consistently do this is a sniper. A sniper can also be somebody who is insanely hot and likely has silky mitts (good hands).

Wheel, snipe, celly. Tucker just scored again. He’s such a fucking sniper.

by MidwestWeather November 11, 2021

Shit sniper

When you take a shit in someones deer blind because they took your huntin spot

They call me the shit sniper because i shit in thagt dudes pop up blind that sat in my spot.

by captainhook105 November 16, 2020

Sniper

Sniper is a vtuber professor in the vtuber cult (discord.gg/vtuber) a cool guy who loves yuri, and has many simps. (such as feral, feral, feral, feral and feral.)

"oh nice yuri pics sniper! ill be saving that in my gallery"

"SNIPER IS ONLINE!! SNIPER SNIPER SNIPER AHHHHHHH" feral screeches.

by vtubercultmember December 8, 2020

Snuggle Sniper

To not leave enough time to snuggle when it may had been assumed time would be spent snuggling. Snuggle Sniping can take place any time of the day but most often occurs in the morning when someone has to leave earlier than previously expected.

(n.) Snuggle Sniper
(v.) Snuggle Sniping/ Snuggle Sniped

Taylor is such a snuggle sniper . She works every morning and never leaves us time to sniggle.

Why are you always snuggle sniping? All I want to do is snuggle?

by FreeWillycox July 14, 2016