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The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.
Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact
by HolerMolertup April 29, 2016
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you feel a sniper scope watching you

Mercenary’s were deployed into the isle and are after you but there is a fucker we all hate The Sniper he will fucking ruin the roblox isle experience for you.
*Walks into the open not to far from mercenary’s* "You feel a sniper scope watching you." "Mother fucker-"
by sniperphobia February 22, 2021
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Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021
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Sniper

Anyone who knows Exactly what they want, locks their sight on the 'target', and usually Gets it in 'one shot'--because they are That good.

Traditionally, this slang word pertains to Females who are Very good at doing this; and their target is usually a GOAL, a JOB, or a MAN. (Usually a Man, thus justifying the slang word's ongoing Growth in pop culture.)
"What?! You mean JLo got that gig performing at the Halftime Show AND she killed it ?? Daaammn, she is the ultimate Sniper!"
by Sexy Gwenn April 13, 2020
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Cock sniper

Someone who not only enjoys. But gives bomb ass head by getting into position on their stomach, arms holding up the recipient's leg while performing fallatio. Usually referring to a gay guy.
He gives amazing head, hes a cock sniper.
by UncutN909 December 14, 2023
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Sniper Gaming

The act of convincing your entire team to play as the Sniper in the 2007 game Team Fortress 2
The Sniper bots are too strong, we must go sniper gaming, it;' our only chance!
by Huntergenics May 26, 2023
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The bum sniper

An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.
“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”
by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022
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