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the grumpy smurf

This is when a guy is taking a shit in a port-a-potty while receiving oral sex. Once he finishes he dunks the girls face in the blue water. Her face is blue from the water and should look very grumpy if done properly.

Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending
Person 1: My girl cheated on me and i want to end it and get her back at the same time, any ideas?

Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend
by Chris Waltham November 2, 2011
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smurf juice

Nitrous Oxide for cars. Used to add horsepower. "Smurf" refers to the color of the NOS system's tank (blue). "Juice" is a popular term for nitrous.
"That bitch was squeezing Smurf juice..."
by SERvo February 13, 2004
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Sith-Smurf

A smurf that follows the tenets of being a Sith-Smurf, and that makes a effort to tilt their team in pre-game (ban a team mates champ, say they're a "Sith-Smurf", take a team mates position) effectively utilizing the Dark Side of the Force (confusion, fear, anger, hate) to empower them towards a rewarding victory or a lesson-worthy defeat.
How to defeat a Sith-Smurf? Use the high ground.
Once again, Johnny, Sith-Smurfs are badass as heck, and follow strong tenets like "always try-hard in game and don't flame your team" as well as "enjoy the journey, observe the phenomenon, bask in the chaos" and "adapt or perish" -- it's the trolls that int your games that you should be reporting instead!!
by SithLordSupremememe November 18, 2020
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angry smurf

Is where a girl is giving a man a handjob, and then squeezes the mans hard penis until it turns blue
after i gave becky an angry bath, she returned the favor with an angry smurf.
by dan and david July 6, 2006
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Smurf Hut

A bar or party that is infested with a bunch of dudes walking around with blue balls because there is only one chick in the entire place.
I've never seen so many blue balls before, there was only one chick in the entire bar!

Whart a smurf hut, there were 20 guys and only one chick at that party.
by BlaznD October 16, 2009
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Smurfing Party

A smurfing Party is when the Main aim is to Hit each other Around the face with your Penis as much as possible.
Hey Rom Do you Want to Come to my "Smurfing Party" this weekend?

Sure Thing I Like A Good Penis round the face.
by Gingeeeer November 10, 2010
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smurf village

When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.
by D33PAK DALIA April 6, 2020
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