self smarted

When you educate yourself by doing drugs.

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...

by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022

Donovan Smart

Often the Biggest Nerd in the room. Always thinks he’s right and totally resembles Simon from Alvin and the Chimpmunks

Bro your just Like a Donovan Smart

by XxlingslayerxX May 21, 2022

cara smart

A rare woman to find, Cara smart is trustworthy, honest, stubborn, and sarcastic

That Cara smart is a handful, but it's worth it

by Random number 2 December 11, 2016

democrat smart

it's an oxymoron since democrats are stupid

He is democrat smart.

by Timofree June 1, 2009

Smart parts

Best paintball gun company, known for there impulses and shockers. They also have the nerve and ion. Its not a nazi company because they sue companys,they sue because of people taking their patents. Smartparts had the original patent on vision and companys like eclipse are making eyes now for their guns, if u want to upgrade after ure cocker or impulse, go with a shocker or nerve. You wont be dissapointed. IF u want to get an a-5 DONT get the ion. smartparts has guns for every level of experience. I myself use an 05 shocker and it RIPS. I was recently at a tourny and many people complemented on how well my gun fuctioned

woahhhh dude check out this kids shocker, it rocks

by Mur To The Phy June 5, 2005

book smart

Academically inclined. Studiously clever.

He might be book smart, but every time you send him out to buy some smoke he gets bitch slapped by the dealer who palms him off with skanky brown horseshit.

by Dirtycash August 13, 2005

faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.

I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015