Lyndon skip day

On this day April 26th everyone with the name Lyndon will be able to skip all functions like work and school

I skipped school on Lyndon skip day because my name is Lyndon and I have the right to skip on this day

by Schnaare April 26, 2021

Skip

Flee; vanish

They can't skip off again because of me.

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024

idiot skips

Noun:

The curving dashed lines on pavement leading from multiple turn lanes to an intersecting roadway, indicating the boundaries of the turn lanes through the intersection. Often blatantly ignored by inattentive motorists, leading to avoidable side-impact collisions.

Why do you guys call them idiot skips anyway? Oh yeah, I get it now.

by Vanishing Hiitchhiker March 3, 2011

Galaxii skip

a dumb fuck who does dumb shit and is addicted to undertale

someone:eats a taco like a guitar
person:*confused face*
someone:sorry im pulling a Galaxii Skip

by Galaxii Skip June 8, 2019

skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

Skip Moores

The best character in the Phantasy You book series on Wattpad

hes just everything good in the world in a neat little bundle, theres just nothing bad about him he’s perfect and theres no changing that 🤷 ♂️

Scooter: heilyn?
Heilyn: yes scooter?
Scooter: i have such a huge crush on skip and i want to ask him out
Heilyn: NO WAY?? Skip??? Skip Moores!?!
Scooter: THE Skip Moores

Heilyn: GO FOR IT!!!!!

by bxndaid December 30, 2022