A semi-lob-on or semi-on. A penis that is not totally erect but has a good blood flow running through it at the time of commenting.
by steve d wilson August 28, 2008
Get the SIMON LEBON mug.An insane person that is extremely strange, but not creepy. He glees in every insane comment, and he names people after animals. However, some of the names are rather fitting. As everyone knows, madmen are strong, and he is no exception. He is of a entirely different social class. Not an outsider, like fluharty. Nor does he have his own clan of friends. He isn’t stupid, but he isn’t the type of guy that people want to be near for extended amounts of time.
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Get the Rhymin Simon mug.Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.
Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.
Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.
Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.
by Bari May 24, 2006
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Get the Samantha Simon mug.When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.
I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
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