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The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
by MM1988 July 21, 2011
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shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.
My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.
by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024
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zooey shaft

taylor crankin her hog (i made it up dummy?)
sorry im straight up joinkin my zooey shaft right about this time moment
by zooeyshaftfan January 29, 2025
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shaft shining

The act of performing a handjob during vaginal sex, usually when woman is riding on top. May involve a third party performing the handjob.
Shaft shining feels amazing, you should definitely ask your girlfriend to do it next time you have sex!
by SlickAndShiny November 28, 2023
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shafted

in dearborn this means to be left on read or open on snap chat.
nah don’t hit her up man you’re going to get shafted again.
by queen shawty May 23, 2021
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happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --
Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.
by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017
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