retrosexual

A person who loves things retro like a NES or something like it

TCK:Come see my NES and SNES they are cool!!
Ozzy:God your such a Retrosexual

by The Console King December 28, 2005

Petrosexual

A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.

John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.

by slippery chick March 25, 2009

Retrosexual

Person who has a strong attraction to people from the past.

Katie is a retrosexual because she wants to have sex with James Dean

by DJ Fluff and Stuff April 26, 2010

Retrosexual

A person who loves retro things like a N.E.S.

The Console King:Have a look at this nes and snes i have and i love them!!!
Ozzy:You are such a retrosexual!!

by The Console King December 28, 2005

retrosexual

A transsexual who decides to revert to his/her former gender.

Danny, having lost his job and insurance during a fit of outsourcing, could not afford to pay retail for his hormones and in the true retrosexual form, was forced to revert to being Deb once more.

by andrjsh March 18, 2009

Retrosexual

One who maintains a Metrosexual lifestyle; even though the fad is so yesterday.

Dude, plucking your eyebrows is so retrosexual.

by Doc Richmond March 23, 2011

Retrosexual

Someone who was sexy back in the day and now they're not.

"Dang yo I saw this old Madonna video the other day on TV; she was definately donkey punch worthy back in the day"

"Yup you know it now she's Retrosexual,definately past her sell-by date!!! Choo-Choo...Next stop Surreal Life!!"

by Greg H. December 26, 2008