september 31

national clown day because you typed September 31 even though it has 30 days so this imaginary day is to celibate retards like you

Hey dumbass there is no September 31st

by September 31 October 15, 2019

Separating church and state

When one's genitals stick to their leg while sitting in a hot/humid atmosphere and a brief spreading of the legs is necessary. Separation can be accomplished with the mode stated above or manually(and more obvious) with your hands.

After getting out of the car during a five hour road trip, separating church and state was necessary for little Muhammad due to hot and humid conditions.

by HXB July 14, 2009

No Simp September

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.

Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.

by The Wae September 2, 2020

Seppo

Derogertory word used by the English and Australians for all American nationals. Derived from Rhyming slang (Septic Tank = Yank)

Will those stupid seppos ever shut up bragging about how much lemonade they can drink?

by William Balderdash March 16, 2003

September baby

Conceived on NYE (an accidental drunk shag)

I was planned.. oh was you? Im a September baby!

by Charlxxe January 1, 2020

september 15

the day where stars were aligned and the galaxies collided, and lee felix was born! the prettiest and most amazing boy!

it's september 15? happy lee felix day!!!

by felixgalaxy May 8, 2020

september 24

people who are born on september 24 is considered to be very honest, cute and funny they are very fun to be with.

being born in september 24 is very lucky!

by Faye is me January 17, 2021