sensihesh

a sensitive hessian...by the way, by definition a hessian should NOT be sensitive

that sensihesh needs to get his god damn ponytail out of his poetry.

by zack sabbath February 5, 2007

Jailhouse C-section

the stitches given to an inmates but hole after being screwed by another inmate.

Jim was in so much pain when he came out of jail. He had to get a Jailhouse C-section

by Ironman_1 November 3, 2012

secsay

Sexy except even more!

Damn Mabus, j00r so secsay!

by Mabus January 18, 2003

Captain Sensible

Someone who doesn't like the mainstream, an individual who goes against the social norm.

"I don't like the Beatles or Elvis. I'm a right Captain Sensible, me!"

by Mr Ben August 2, 2006

sensirie

A wise and intelligent mentor/teacher who can help guide you to internal peace, happiness, and respect for and harmony with yourself.

Comes from "sensi" meaning someone who is wise and can help you understand or see things you might not have thought of or understood before
AND
"irie" meaning I Respect I Eternally or someone who is peaceful and at harmony with him/herself

similar to sensei meaning someone knowledgeable or high in profession except that this teacher focuses on sensi and irie

Allison, the sensirie, helped her to keep it irie.

by Sensirie February 8, 2010

Blue Section, Row 15

Codeword for forced facesitting used by travel agents, hotel concierges and corporate managers.

Manager: I need to see you in the conference room now. The agenda today is Blue Section, Row 15. An HR representative will NOT be there.

Concierge: The Producer's Circle seating for Cirque du Soleil is all sold out, but I've arrange to get you limited access to Blue Section, Row 15. I suggest you wear goggles and a respirator.

Travel agent: Oh, that flight is all booked up. I can put you on standby in the blue section, row 15. It's pretty cramped there, and there's a slight odor, but you will be served complimentary meatflaps.

by lallisabrumaniamamanamanamam November 10, 2010

Double-wide SCSI

A term referencing any person and/or object that is nasty, old or considered trailer trash. More specifically, it applies to the large SCSI cables that were used on large computer equipment and scanners back in the 90's.

Run Ma! He has a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy)!
She moved into a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy).
That girl is a double-wide SCSI (scuzzy).

by christo101 October 6, 2008