Scratch the lab

To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.

"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."

by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025

Jack Scratch

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff

Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008

Deep Scratch

The act of scratching your ass crack so deep and and hard you have residue under your finger nails.

Dude, Joeclyn was deep scratching so much in class today.

by Daddy Cuh January 18, 2025

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

scratch cat

the mascot of scratch

The Scratch cat is the mascot of Scratch. He can,well change stuff -_-
example: person1 - the scratchcat is the mascot of scratch
person 2 - lies the scratchteam is

person1 - t h e s c r a t c h t e a m i n c l u d e s t h e s c r a t c h c a t
person2 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021

Bite that Scratch

Get rid of excuses and don't let things get in the way, seize the day.

Hey dude, you coming out tonight?

Got an essay to do, soz bro

Bite that scratch and get out!

by Barry Marriott February 13, 2012

scratch

To call someone (or something) "scratch" means that they are/it is kinda crazy. Not in a bad way, but in an affectionate way. Like "He's so scratch!" meaning that he comes up with crazy ideas, some of them are so sick.

Josh had the craziest time on his trip; no too surprising as he is so scratch.

by ChuckBrown July 22, 2019