san fransico bird feeder 

To suck your own or anothers cum out of a persons ass, then spit it into their mouth. Like a mother bird feeding her young.

Last night while we were making love, to connect on a deeper level i let him give me a san fransico bird feeder. it was salty but fun!

san fransico bird feeder by fartbarfunkel February 7, 2021

San Fransisco handshake 

Slang term for a blowjob. San Fransisco has a reputation for being one large gayborhood, hence the term.

"I heard they were both fired when she was caught giving him a San Fransisco handshake in the stairwell."

San Fransisco handshake by CaptainButtercup August 29, 2009

San Franciscan Teapot 

To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend

Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night

Horatio: That must have hurt!

Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!

San Franciscan Teapot by sorest rump June 14, 2010

San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!

"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

San fransisco slot machine by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

San Fransisco Lumber Jack 

A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
And
Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.

Hank: Dude, Stacey's boyfriend is pretty much a San Fransisco Lumber Jack.

San Fransisco Lumber Jack by craigward December 16, 2007

San Franciscan Wank

A dutch rudder during which the man holds a shake weight instead of his penis. Ironically, this is a safe for work act and the acronym for the term is also SFW.

At the White Elephant party, Scott got stuck with the shake weight, so Tim gave him a San Franciscan Wank to make him feel better.

San Franciscan Wank by Turbo Mayonaise December 29, 2010

San Fransisco Point and Sniff

When two uncircumcised men put their finger inside the others' foreskin and then smell them upon withdrawal.

When I walked in the room and smelled aged Gouda I knew Bryan and his buddy had been doing the San Fransisco point and sniff.

San Fransisco Point and Sniff by inaudibleaudible August 25, 2010