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Sam

Uses people to go places,sucks dick,acts differently around other people.SMALL DICK,Masterbates to anime, thinks he is cool or hard,GAY OR BI,lies alot, likes it in the ass, only dates girls to cover up being gay,
That dude is such a Sam i would never want him as a friend.
by Levi555 March 27, 2009
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Sam

A whiny type of person who thinks that the world owes them something. Most Sam's are loners with not many friends. They will argue at any chance that they get, and continue to fight their battle even after they have been proven wrong. They rarely have jobs, and don't like to work hard even when they do.
Man! How about you do some work and stop being such a Sam?
by Kayyytin June 20, 2009
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Sam

A cute ass that likes 'shyers'. He needs a mohawk. & He onlu uses girls for one thing. He spends all of his time touching his GLAD.
You're such a sam.
by :]]]]]]]H! August 16, 2009
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sam

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by samxksjbcskj July 8, 2009
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Sam

A male with either a small (micro) or no penis.
Trace: "Hey look at that him, he's cute."
Sara: "Hmm, not really, he's a Sam."
Trace: "Your fucking kidding me."
by the_penzance May 8, 2014
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Sam

Dickhead who chats shit. Never trust a sam they always lie to make themselves look better. They cannot be trusted with girls.
Girl: I hate sam
Her bf: me too
by Chizino September 24, 2017
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Sam

"Dude stop being such a Sam"
by Will@kfd1423 August 14, 2009
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