Salad Cream Party 

to have several men squirt salad cream all over thier dicks then suck each other off.

The Panesar househould love hosting a good old Salad Cream Party

Salad Cream Party by Postman Tamwar. October 28, 2010

salad bar 

used as an adjective when something or someone is so dumbfoundingly dumb looking.

matt: hey dude, look at thatn guy, hes wearing a rainbow tie!
Josh: dude, what a salad bar

salad bar by zognut September 6, 2011

salad tossing 

Getting your ass ate out with salad condiments

Liz dreams of tossing my salad daily.

salad tossing by Madison August 12, 2004

salad shooter 

an incarcerated person primarily responsible for the tossing of the cell blocks salads

damn that salad shooter be having a long ass tongue

salad shooter by h3l1x December 31, 2002

salad fingers 

Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...

She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate

salad fingers by Bigoldhippy March 16, 2005

Salad fingers 

This cartoon is just completely fucked up, how it was even legal to put this cartoon online is beyond me! I was shown the 1st episode of salad fingers and it disturbed me so much I stopped watching after 5 minutes!!! Howeber, people that I know have managed (somehow) to survive full episodes of this twisted shit, and I will never know how this was ever possible but the cartoon got worse! The man (I'm presuming) who was responsible for salad fingers needs to go to a phsyciatric ward and stay there until he realised the error of what he's done!!

Salad fingers: a schizophrenic,deformed pedophile.

Salad fingers by I'm unreal 2001 June 12, 2016

Salad Spinner 

A move requiring quite a bit of flexibility and a lot of lettuce, the salad spinner is when the female party is of small proportions and can be spun easily whilst riding stick and formulating a tasty caesar, hold the anchovies.

"dude, last night I was craving a cassar salad, so my girl says to me "ever tried the salad spinner?", I replied "no, let's do it," then she spun me so hard I got caesar dressing all over my bed."

Salad Spinner by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012