Ham Stump

The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.

"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."

by Aytie August 21, 2015

Intern Stump

Intern Means Learner, Stump Means Hard element or strong part. Learner will become strong by it.

There is a company in India which name is Intern Stump

by Admin2022 February 1, 2022

sons of stumpy

Motorcycle gang south east scotland 1972 - 2000 membership varied between 15 and 45+ at its peak.Nominated leader known as Shagnasty, partied with El Diablos, Pharoes, Minehoff,East coast pirates. Also known for wearing one and a half leg jeans and the now legendary ben fur jackets

Sons of Stumpy followed a credo laid out in the following:

And in the fullness of time the prophecy must be fulfilled and the sons of mental stumpy shall smite the land cities shall be razed and made into racetracks for is it not written that the motorcycle is the key to heaven and hell

by phaedrus the scot October 12, 2009

trump stump

The act of obtaining a tattoo of Donald Trump, America's next president, on one of your limb stumps.
I. e. Leg Stump, Elbow Stump, Finger Stump, etc.

Me: What happened last night?
Friend: Bruh, you got drunk and got a Trump Stump man!
Me:... Fuck

by MexicansAndTrumpCanBeFriends July 31, 2016

grump stump

A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries.

Joe K. is such a grump stump.

by Laura July 30, 2008

Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.

Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

by Andy Borne August 9, 2004

Stamps

the marks on the body left when a girl presses her wet coochie onto it, usually after sex

"baby, want some stamps?"
"it's 2am. What do I need to mail right now?"
*presses coochie onto leg several times*
"BWAHAHAHHA!"
"YOU BITCH"

by Kristin December 28, 2005