Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Stumped

A term used to describe an establishment that is empty or dead.

Alternatively, a term to describe someone unattractive or undesirable.

“Let’s get out of here, this place is stumped”

“Did you go home with her last night?”
“Nah bro, she was stumped”

by Partchfield May 30, 2022

stump

to chop off all of the arms and legs of a person, leaving them with just a torso and head so that they live out the rest of their lives as a stump-like existence.

Man, Matt is a real asshole. I think I will stump him and his wife.

by geeimatree October 14, 2021

Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Stump hole

1. A disc golf basket placed on a stump
2. A bowel movement where it breaks, leaving some that cannot be squeezed out

1. It’s a high line but I’m gonna ace this stump hole!
2. We had sloppy anal last night, I blame her stump hole.

by SufferingSuccotash March 31, 2025

I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.

Damn, I stumped my toe.

by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025

Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.

"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."

by Kyzore November 20, 2019