Stanley Roper

Pornographic facial money shot that is rope like. Then the girl may look right into the camera with her mouth open:P

After marking her with the Stanley Roper, I sang that swingin semen theme song.

Cum and knock on her door,

take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.

I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.

by Seven fifty April 1, 2023

Stanley

A pathetic, micro-dicked incel who can't get a date because they're too busy blaming lesbians for taking their women and masculinity.

"Have you seen Stanley lately? I heard he is on an FBI watchlist now."

"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."

by King 13 July 1, 2022

Stanleyed

The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.

Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.

Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!

by crimsoncape January 14, 2024

stanley armstrong

standing leaving strong arms

stanley armstrong

by plato! February 25, 2024

Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy

Honestly, a crap school

Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy seems good, do you go there
It's a living hell, trust me

by demigoggle September 7, 2021

Tyler stanley hutchins

He is most annoying at times. Won’t marry someone named Leticia and cares about cars more then anything.

Idk Tyler stanley hutchins will never marry Leticia

by LadyGoddess October 8, 2021

Stanley and Niamh

A unbreakable relationship

We are a Stanley and Niamh

by Benhopso389 December 3, 2018