Dispenser. What does he dispense? Awkward situations. A strange & scrawny mf. Can't talk to people. Wacks himself to a picture of a girls hand. Gets turned on by about everything. Lives in his basement and doesn't see what's the problem with it. Had his life saved by a suspicious old man when he was 9 and that's the last physical contact he hasn't had to force. Smells like a gym bag. Generally just a fucking stinky guy. Will never ever be like his older sister- too weird and socially awkward.
by AAAAGGGGHHH August 22, 2019
Get the Spencermug. by dz01 October 28, 2021
Get the Spencermug. Me- I drank twenty beers that most I've ever drank in my life.
Him- NO NO, I drank a thirty of key and twenty shots... NO Problem (that guy)
Me- Dude you totally Spencer Gort'd Me!!!
Him- NO NO, I drank a thirty of key and twenty shots... NO Problem (that guy)
Me- Dude you totally Spencer Gort'd Me!!!
by Spencer Gort December 4, 2009
Get the Spencer Gortmug. A literal idiot. he has 0 hoes and no one loves him. he thinks he’s not but he’s not. HES FAKE AND A SIMP. and he’s not over both of his exes :)
by arnells wifey December 31, 2021
Get the Spencer Stroudmug. Really the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has the most beautiful deep dark brown eyes that you could gaze into for hours. Is the best boyfriend anyone could ever get; handsome, funny, smart, athletic. When you are in his arms you feel like you are safe and warm and nothing will ever hurt you and you will want to freeze time right then and there. Has a strange addiction to his hats. But you can always take them after school and know that he will catch you. Sounds dangerous, but is actually the best feeling in the world when he ends up catching you. No matter how hard you try, you will never meet a guy half as good as him. And the spaces between your fingers are right where his fit perfectly. Whenever he holds your hand, you will feel like jumping around and start singing a silly love song. He always looks out for you even if you assure him, you are perfectly fine. Does not want anything to happen to his novia. He is just all around the most perfect guy you will ever meet. :)
by iloveyoutimestwobaby October 6, 2011
Get the Spencer Quattlebaummug. by Hattonunitedredsretard November 23, 2021
Get the Spencermug. 