Sophmear

A combination of the words "sophomore" and "year", "sophmear" literally translates to a "shit sophomore year". This year is a big smear in your life. Sure, you're not a freshman anymore, but it really wasn't that bad, was it? I mean, nobody actually died or anything. But now, in sophomore year (not yet a sophmear), you're wondering, "where did all my friends go?" Now you're split up. It sucks. And your group doesn't like the other group. Why not? Nobody fucking knows, it just happened. When you and your friends (you know, your now-smaller group of friends, very exclusive) are hanging out, once you're all done shitting on everyone else, actually stop and think about why the hell we all don't hang out anymore? And while of course we all know that high-school problems mean absolutely nothing in real life, they do now. And this shouldn't be a problem in the first place. And now "she's" fighting with "her", and neither one will apologize because it's "the other girl's turn", and then of course "she" is caught in the crossfire and doesn't know which way to turn. But really, just think about it, fuck all this drama. Just fuck it. Everyone should really just chill with everyone else. It's no big deal. It's up to you freshmen to prevent a sophmear next year and trust me, it sucks if you don't.

NOTE: A sophomore year is only a sophmear if it sucks/sucked. If it's going great, keep it up. Nobody likes a sophmear.

Andrew: "Yo, I thought all this 'X-Town' vs. 'Domerock' stuff would be cool, just kidding around, right?"

Spencer: "Yeah, I know what you mean. It was all great at the beginning, but now we're all split up. This sucks. Now it's a sophmear."

Andrew: "Yeah, tru dat man. We really should get the gang back together."

by X-Towner May 14, 2009

Sophmorish

A "teenage" way of thinking. Adolescent brains just aren't ''hard wired'' like adult brains. Adults think with the prefrontal cortex, the rational part of the brain; teens process information with the amygdala, the instinctual, emotional part of the brain. People who do things on 'impulse"...

Teens don't think, ''Binge drinking is very dangerous and stupid.'' Rather, it's ''Oh, boy, a chugging contest! Wouldn't it be cool if I won?'' This way of thinking is referred to as "Sophmorish"

by LisaIsTheCoolest February 13, 2010

urban spam

When one adds an unnecessary word to urban dictionary, just to yack and brag about how there definition that will never ever be said was put on urbandictionary.com

examples of urban spams are the words noob which already has enough useless definitions is added just spelt in a different way like n00b or n00bs with an s.

by Snuber February 22, 2009

Love spam

A mass SMS spam campaign conducted by the salacious Brit named Matt . The campaign involved sending over 100 million messages to nearly every mobile phone in Britain.

I can't believe I've been screwed over by Love Spam again!

Who's that text from? Oh nobody...it's just that Love Spam campaign again. This is really starting to grind my gears!

by DaveyCrockett13 November 19, 2010

Soham

A Soham is someone who loves video games, anime and manga. Sohams are like the typical tsundere-you'd be annoyed by how cold he's from the outside but inside-he's super friendly. They stan Joji and have like a million marvel t-shirts. They're really brainy and super smart. But sohams have a lame sense of humour.

But sohams are the best friends.

Seen that new kid in school? He's like a typical soham.

by alexalacron September 24, 2020

sonam

a guy who looks neither like zayn malik nor like harry styles.

A: who's that guy?
B: def not zayn or harry
A: must be a sonam then lol

by cluelessashell August 4, 2019

"so pamela" or "so pam"

similar to being "hott" or "sexy" much like the character from bay watch

Your shirt is "so pamela" or "so pam".

by UCSBT March 20, 2008