snot-o-gram

snot-O-gram: a bitchy, critical memo with attitude.
Mr. B. sent out a snot-o-gram reminding all company smokers to get into the off-site smoking shed before lighting up, or else.
by Jeff R. June 01, 2006
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dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.
Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.
by wolfbait51 April 15, 2011
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sNoT rAg

Mr web did a snot rag on a little girl
by Mack'ssss dog August 13, 2004
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hot snot

Term used to describe the act of ejaculating on a girls face and inadvertantly (or purposefully) getting it up her nose. Also used to refer to the after effect, i.e. what she now has in her nose.
Dude, see that girl at the end of the bar? I gave her the hot snot last weekend. She was blowing her nose for 5 minutes!
by Browntrout July 22, 2008
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snot bottom shoes

Shoes which have very slippery soles. This may be intensified by walking in wet areas, especially wet grass.
If I would have known it was going to be raining, I would not have worn my snot bottom shoes to golf.
by Kaelli May 03, 2010
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Snot Rag Soup

A traditional American soup consisting of slippery snot, used tissues, and warmed up toilet bowl water.
I made my son snot rag soup over the weekend after he caught a cold.
by Dannie Desantie December 28, 2020
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Alabama Snot Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a girls nose, then waiting for her to sneeze it back into your mouth.
Last night I tried my first Alabama snot rocket and I can still taste the exquisite flavor combo!
by TinyPocketRocket March 11, 2020
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