David: James why do always watch lesbian porn?! Jeez play some regular porn for once man
James: Nah fam I hate the sound of balls smacks everytime I watch regular porn, makes me feel gay as fuck tbh lol
James: Nah fam I hate the sound of balls smacks everytime I watch regular porn, makes me feel gay as fuck tbh lol
by jeezybreezy March 8, 2016
Get the balls smacksmug. A fierce, powerful, and often lightning fast smack. It almost whistles in the air.
Also a variation of a wrestling move from ECW: Hardcore Revolution known as Whistle Smacks.
Also a variation of a wrestling move from ECW: Hardcore Revolution known as Whistle Smacks.
by DontKnockoverAhungryman'sFood! July 30, 2018
Get the whistle smackmug. by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
Get the Cracker Smackmug. Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.
Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017
Get the dick smackedmug. If a person you are talking to on the internet has said something dumb or stupid then they should smack themselves 5 times to equal one of your smacks since you are not there to smack them.
by J.T September 23, 2005
Get the e-smackmug. When he or she for that matter, since gender doesn’t matter anymore, repeatedly smacks and reddens your ass during sex. The recipient’s response yelling “Oh yes daddy” or “Mmm Thank you daddy” or “Harder daddy” or any other verbal “daddy” recognition is purely optional and has no bearing on said ass smacking constituting daddy smacks.
My lilly white ass was a blistered with a pinkish hue after I took it from behind for an hour getting them daddy smacks.
Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
by Dick Onchin July 28, 2021
Get the Daddy Smacksmug. by what now? April 15, 2003
Get the smack assmug.