Simp

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M.en or women
P.lease
Jk I’m the biggest simp on to walk the Earth

Me: omg Dabi is so freaking hot
Friend 1: Bro you simp

by (Dabi_simp) January 30, 2021

simp

Things that guys do to get attention for females and make them happy 4 no reason

Jeff became a simp the day he bought sara PS5 and hardly no each other

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 8, 2020

Simp

A cyber cuck, A person who donates large amount of money to online whores without talent. they eat their own cum when the online whores bend over or something. mostly pedophiles and fat zit infested teenagers that hasn't seen any pussy in their life, probably stole their moms credit card. They think they would have a chance to date said whore online if they donate large amount of money to said whores. Unknowingly to the simp, the whores husband or boyfriend is fucking her saggy vagina.

Simp: SaggyVag22 I love your stream here is 2k$ I hope to date you someday.
SaggyVag22: Thank you so much!! *bends over*
Simp: I'mmmmmmm Coooomminggg!!!!!!

by PussyBoxer August 27, 2020

simpaholic

A sensitive bitch named Joe.

Hey, stop being such a simpaholic dude!

by Seterus June 2, 2016

Hanako-simp

they are one of the best people in the world

My friend is a hanako-simp :D

by Nene yashiro♥️ April 4, 2021

Anime Simp

Someone who simps for anime characters (often female ones). They seem happy on the outside but in the inside they're depressed

"I enjoy my life"
"we know you don't cos you're an anime simp"

by SpidrDUCK666 May 4, 2021

No Simp September

No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.

Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?

Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.

Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.

by tastypetrol September 2, 2020