simantatech

Simantatech is a form of software architecture, where simplicity took a vacation, and AI brought back souvenirs. In this approach, they asked for simplicity, and AI replied with a magic show disappearing all traces of it. Microservices in this world are like confetti - everywhere, but who cleans it up?

Let's build this the Simantatech way.

by xola December 9, 2023

simage

An unknown type of leakage or oozing, emitted from the human body coming unannounced, from any orifice.

“Hey guy's, I gotta skedaddle, my simage is really acting up today, we’ll play pickleball next weekend!”

“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”

by Dr. Simage May 6, 2024

shmaboingus

when you gadoingus someone with you logoimbus until they dondomal

“hey girl, you tryna shmaboingus later?”

by brass monki balls June 23, 2024

sigmaboy

a bot that is a sigma/has a good jawline

oh my god that sigmaboy got a level 1000 jawline!! *yizua likes kenji*

by fortnite12.41ais January 4, 2025

simapathy

Condition where a person feel unexplainable apathy towards their sims.

I feel as though I have come down with a case of simapathy!

by buckysgreasypubes March 20, 2025

Simanye

Simanye is a young man with a lot of potential to be one of the greatest people to have ever lived. Coming from a not so wealthy background, he remains deeply humble, although some might misjudge his confidence for arrogance. Blessed with leadership skills and a great logical thinker, one might assume that it is only a matter of time before he makes his mark on the world.

He came up with one of the best ideas the panel has ever seen. Some of the panel called it a Simanye idea.

by KareemTheGreat April 20, 2025

Simba-ing

To lift someone up under their arms, lie Rafiki did with baby Simba in The Lion King. Simba is the verb, Simba-ing is what you're doing. The past tense is Simba'd.

Hey, Radish, will you Simba me?
Radish Simba'd me yesterday. Radish and Turnip love Simba-ing.

by Infestissumam :3 May 11, 2025